So maybe the title for this blog is wrong and makes you throw up in your mouth like it made me, but it’s pretty accurate. We all know at least one girl who has gotten an abortion because she was backed up in a corner. (This corner is normally filled with cock and semen and the backing up was due to doggy style sex.) I have known a few girls who get knocked up just because it’s two for one at the clinic and they’re always showing the newest Martin Lawrence flick while you wait. I’ve never protested in DC or been apart of any “Kill The Abortion Doctor” rallies that my old church would throw… but my favorite part in Me, Myself, and Irene is when Jim Carrey steals that babies milk while deep throating the mommies utters, so I’m pretty sure this makes me against the issue.
Unfortunately showing scary movies of a girls fetus getting ripped out in Heavens Gates & Hells Flames theatrical plays (was Brother John playing the Devil, or was the Devil playing Brother John) is not getting us any closer to the finish line. Maybe it is time to stop looking at the cons of the situation and start finding a few fucking pros. Abortion is legal in most states and in the few where it is illegal to rip babies from the womb a little petroleum jelly and a trusty coat hanger gets the job done, which doubles as a hot dog roaster when you are finished. However, in most of these states anal sex is illegal and looked down upon. Now stay with here. Most females state they do not reach maximum climax while having sex to begin with and most guys claim anal sex is the best thing since Uncrustables Sandwiches. Why not cut out the middle man, in the case being a fucking human being, and take it down the Anal Avenue every time we take that trip?
I know everyone can’t get away with using the same birth control method my girlfriend and I use, which is called a prayer, but they can look to alternative methods of preventing a future fuck up on society. This new generation of girls think they are too good to take a shot in the mouth. Ladies listen to me, guys don’t like doing that because its fucking awesome, they do it for you. They do it because its the safest way to prevent that egg from hatching… and they do it because a girl who swallows is tidy and those make the best wives.
In conclusion, ladies if you get pregnant you are right, it did take two people to make that beautiful bundle of joy.. However, if anyone is to blame it’s you, because there isn’t one guy in American who didn’t try to cum it up in one of your other two holes before you insisting he go balls deep in your meat wallet.
